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Worthless Consideration of the Moment:

Sat Nov 21, 2009, 12:42 AM
  • Mood: Gloomy
  • Playing: Chrono Trigger DS
You know in "Mr. Sandman" by The Chordettes, when the Sandman says, "Yes?"
He sounds mildly irritated. I can envision some disembodied giant head arching an eyebrow whilst grinning wryly.
Oh. And by the way, the way he says it is FRICKING CREEPY.
When I first heard it, I jumped.

"Oh hi there Mr. Sandman. I didn't see you peering in my window there. By the way this is a second-story window why are you in my tree"
"Oh nothing, just hanging out"
"Okay, that's cool then. Do you mind if I pray to you?"
"No, not at all. Proceed."

Speaking of The Chordettes, I've been on an Old Song kick. I've got "I Love to Singa" by Al Johnson, "Swingin' on a Star" by the Dave Pell Octet (this isn't the classic version, but it's the best I could do :I) and "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" by the Andrews Sisters. I've also gone for some songs from the 60s and 70s, like "Diary" by Bread and "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce.

All you have to do is listen to the classics to realize how FRICKING TALENTLESS today's pop stars are. Listen to "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" and prepare for your jaw to hit the floor. Holy crap.

I need Old Song suggestions, you guys :paranoid: I think Jazz is growing on me :ohnoes:

IN WHORE BARBIE NEWS:
I thought I was close to being done. Then, while doing a spell-check run-through, I inadvertently realized that there were about ten billion things I need to fix. For example, this author could not be bothered to spell any of his foreign names correctly, and of course, he chose all of the most INSANELY DIFFICULT foreign names he could possibly think of. One name alone has something like four variations. There's about 30 Russian, Latvian, and Polish characters, and some of them are only mentioned in passing once or twice, and I have to figure out if they all match and are otherwise accurate.

This is due on Monday. I have family coming in tomorrow, I have to work, and I have a birthday party on Sunday. This is not happening.

;_;

ARGH.

IN MY WORK SUCKS NEWS:
I had a customer call me a "fat girl" the other day.

Pffft like that's news to me. What did he expect me to say? "Holy crap, are you serious? I'm fat? WOW MAN I DIDN'T KNOW. Thank you for this incredible information. Without your sharp eye and official diagnosis I would never have known for sure. Oh, by the way, let me exchange the favor. You see, I've noticed that you have the manners of a five-year-old and you're screaming like a chimp. Obviously, you have behavioral issues and should apply for a lobotomy posthaste. You probably have only two friends, and one of them is a sock puppet named Geraldo, whom you've had since you were three.

"Now, who would I rather be, you or me?

"Hmm.
"I win hands down. Good luck with living with yourself."

--SDB

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:iconasraniel:
<3 Thanks for the fave hon. Working on slogging through my comments.

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"The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilization."
-Frank Lloyd Wright
:iconstardragonblue:
No prob. :heart: Loved it. :D

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Everyone's kid is so special. Makes you wonder where all the ordinary adults come from.
:iconthaumadzo:
:iconvicing001::iconvicing002::iconvicing003:ing :iconsmile--plz: :iconyoureverywelcome:

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"Seeing" the UNusual...EVERY DAY
:iconstardragonblue:
:love: :hug:

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Everyone's kid is so special. Makes you wonder where all the ordinary adults come from.
:iconkristin-with-an-i:
Thank you so much for the fav on [link] :la:

:iconadventureflapjackplz: ADVENTURE
:iconangrylaytonplz: WTF IS THIS
:iconstardragonblue:
:happycry: Your comic... it spoke to me.

And the little dialogue you wrote just above is exactly what it said in so many words. EPIC.

Thank you for sharing it :love:

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Everyone's kid is so special. Makes you wonder where all the ordinary adults come from.
:iconkristin-with-an-i:
HAHA XDD Thank you so much!
:iconekonk:
I'M GOING TO SEND YOU A LINK

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It's a great scene from the otherwise not-so-great movie adaptation of 'De Ontdekking van de Hemel', or 'The Discovery of Heaven', which is by many considered to be a masterpiece of Dutch literature. It's the scene in which Heaven is actually discovered (no kidding). Also, angels are awesome as dudes in black robes. The original Men In Black.

Dunno why I'm sending this. Perhaps to motivate you for NaNoWriMo, what with it being an adaption from a literary work, but then again, it's me who needs motivating. :/


OH IT ALSO FEATURES STEPHEN FRY. Not in this scene though, regrettably.

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I EAT DANGER AND SHIT BULLETS
:iconstardragonblue:
...that is amazing. I wish I could read Dutch. ;_; I'll look for a translation.

You have no idea how it inspired me. I had the coolest dream last night wherein Death was wearing the same outfit those angels were wearing. And he was off killing people who had offended Heaven.

...and I will relate the rest in my journal, but suffice to say, I just had the BEST STORY IDEA EVAR. :heart: Thank youuu :hug:

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Everyone's kid is so special. Makes you wonder where all the ordinary adults come from.
:iconekonk:
The story is really high-brow literature, so I warn you; although it's quite epic, the parts that aren't epic but ridiculously boring are plentiful too.

And I'm glad it inspired you! :lol:

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I EAT DANGER AND SHIT BULLETS

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